1. Stacking today's unread newspaper on top of yesterday's unread newspaper.

2. Eating dinner like we're trying to break a world record for the most pasta swallowed in the shortest amount of time. Standing up

3. Figuring out how to pee without putting the baby down.

4. Wearing a bra that looks like something from a 1930s catalog.

5. Spending three hours getting the baby to sleep and then waking her up two minutes later to make sure she's still breathing.

6. Forgetting what you were...

7. Goodbye late mornings, hello late nights.

8. Making it til ten pm was an accomplishment.

9. Mastering the art of 'gibberish'

10. rendering over the television set to watch cartoons all day.

11. you become immune and to boogers, vomit and other bodily functions.

12. you understand what your own parents have grey hair.

13. eat hamburgers for breakfast and cereal for supper.

14. you lose touch with all the so-called-friend that you should've ditched a long time ago.

15. you burst out laughing at 6am because someone wakes you up by saying "wake up mommy I a tiger, roar!!"

16. you lose the right to pee in private.

17. you figure out quickly that "ketchup" is a staple toddler food.

18. you realize that mommys bed really is more comfortable.

19. you find toys in the fridge and food in the toybox.

20. although very sticky; suckers can fix any problem.

21. "boo-boo stickers" cure toddler headaches, stubbed toes, and brainfreeze.

22. That the water bottle works as a "Monster Spray"

23. That a 10 minute Shower really is a luxury, and if you manage to shave your legs in that time period, you will tell your other Mommy friends, cause by god you are good!

24. That unless the kids are asleep, you will never be able to have a treat to yourself, you will have to share.

25. Drive Thru's are Awesome!!